If
you find yourself in a squad of soldiers in the late 80's through the 90's with Michael Biehn as your squad leader, run far
away. This guy will make you dead real quick.
As
Hicks in Aliens, the squad loses half their team before
they even give him a chance at command. Then after most of the
group's dead, he escapes with life-threatening, but stable, injuries.
…only
to drown in a hyper-sleep chamber between sequels. The
writers must have hated him. I remember they gave him a two-second
shot of his body under a bag in a badly lit space craft. "GAME OVER!"
“Ripley
shaves her head, thus making her somehow more masculine then before,
and the prisoners want to rape her”
"EAT
THIS!"
In
The Terminator, as Kyle Reese, he goes back in time, finds the time to boink his leaders', damn near messiahs', mom to
make his own future hero to believe in.
Come
IN me if you wanna live?
I
know its weird to think, but I’m sure Sara was like:
"oh
thanks cause that’s what we need with a relentless kill
bot searching the city for us, unplanned pregnancy."
The
Rock is the icing on the cake. The team drops from a
helicopter all with their own personal drone sub- maneuvering under
the water coming out looking all seal team six, then between sneezes
the squad is dead leaving us to the stylings of Nick Cage and Sean
Connery. That's what a shit head is, Ramirez. Whoever thought this was a good idea...
Oh
and a photo of him from The Terminator was the
original representation of snake from Metal Gear. The man
(Solid Snake) is literally a "squad" killing machine, due to
the fox dye, a virus made to kill other cloned soldiers, whether they're
on his side or not, and eventually himself.
Seriously, who keeps putting this guy in charge?!



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