If
you find yourself in a squad of soldiers in the late 80's through the 90's with Michael Biehn as your squad leader, run far
away. This guy will make you dead real quick.
As
Hicks in Aliens, the squad loses half their team before
they even give him a chance at command. Then after most of the
group's dead, he escapes with life-threatening, but stable, injuries.

“Ripley
shaves her head, thus making her somehow more masculine then before,
and the prisoners want to rape her”
"EAT
THIS!"
In
The Terminator, as Kyle Reese, he goes back in time, finds the time to boink his leaders', damn near messiahs', mom to
make his own future hero to believe in.
Come
IN me if you wanna live?
I
know its weird to think, but I’m sure Sara was like:
"oh
thanks cause that’s what we need with a relentless kill
bot searching the city for us, unplanned pregnancy."

That's what a shit head is, Ramirez. Whoever thought this was a good idea...

Seriously, who keeps putting this guy in charge?!
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