Enter The Vapid: My Ultimate Disclaimer
The Bohemian Atheist
I am not an artist.
I am not a singer or musician.
I am not a philosopher.
I’m not clever.
I’m not deep but can stand in the shallow end without it going over my head.
I am not an independent thinker.
I am not a tool… Andrew!
I’m not a hippocratic oath, just a hypocritical oaf.
I’m not a doctor.
Not doctored, Just nurtured.
And I am Not a dictator.
You might want to write that down.
Just sayin
Maybe later.
I'm not desensitized from over analyzing.
Actually let me think about that
get back to you on it
I'm not an open-faced ruben.
I am not a republican.
I am not a democrat.
I am not an “independent” (whatever that is. Right! Am I right everyone…right?).
I am not a slice of Americana but a tear in the fabric of society.
Baptized in the east not west Baptist, so I can deal with all the butt sex.
i hear the key is no stress.
relax or don't do it.
im not gay
im not courageous enough
I am not moral. I am not malice.
I am not positive. I am not Protoman .
I’m not real. I’m not a fake.
I'm definitely not cool, hot or even a popular trending topic.
I’m not mad. IM NOT INVISIBLE!
I’m not as dense as a feather or light as a brick.
I’m not sick.
I’m not prideful. I swallow it . but it’s hard to stomach sometimes.
Eye aim knot aye Gode Sp3llre ore Editting’s.
I'm not Phelps, Armstrong or Pele but I'll sell my soul to be a George Carlin even when hes dead I'd rather be him
Not funnier, just similar.
I’m not frontin’ hommie. (See not cool)
I’m not diluted, tepid, vapid, Luke warm, low flow or self absorbed…
… I realized this when I was younger, I think I was 13, my voice was changing and my thoughts went away from children’s toys and started focusing on other…NOT that again!
I’m not inside you.
I’m not beside myself.
I’m not feeling it the way it feels you.
I’m not dealing with it anymore.
I’m not a quitter that’s for rehabs to rehash and relapse and repeat….and repeat and repeat … and..
I’m not admitting defeat.
I’m not a winner or a loser just a sinner and a well fuck it a looser. Can’t even spell loser twice the same use Google stupid
There’s a word chooser
I’m not using the three little dots(…) right.
…relentless…ellipsis… eclipsis…listless…crisp chips
I am not, should not, could not or was not aware
I’m not introspective like the intranet, more like the workings of the internet
A series of tubes to send my dick pics through.
I am not naive
I was born in Arizona but I am not a "Phoenician" or a “native”.
let them rest.
I’m not fragile but ill break if I crack again
I mean no disrespect to any media I stumble through (music, film, writing, design to name a few)
Just trying to reflect an image
Deflect some venom.
Running out of keyboard ink.
Scraping invisible gyroscopes into my computer screen.
I’m not Eminem, we all just look alike.
I'm not on the down low or uptight
I’m not me and I’m not you.
We're just stuck in the middle together.
I'm not adding anything to nothing, my eyes are still groggy, to foggy my mind, I’m not blogging vlogging or balling
I’m not reality calling, let it ring
I'm not relating
I'm not off the chain, off the hook, off my feet, or up in the clouds
I'm on the ground, in the dirt, trying to fuck the world
I'm not shortening it cause you don’t like to read, just stare at it for a minute and a half then tell me its good that’s all I want
I’m not perfect.
I’m not at fault.
I’m not responsible but need to be held.
I’m not a FUCKING PUSSY!
I’m not a tough guy just a sharp FAGOT!
I’m not responding.
I’m not rattling my cage. Sorry if I bumped yours.
”I AM NOT AN ANIMAL”.
I’m not human or more human than human or any amount of human that you can pile on.
I’m not dumb, calm, or a bomb, it’s just my brain that ticks.
I’m not lost
I’m not god.
I’m not right. Not to say you’re wrong of course
I’m not white but a little dark.
I’m not trying to say “THAT”.
I’m not all right.
We’re alright.
Right?
I’m not alone here, just everywhere else.
…. I’m not being pretentious am I?
Disclaimer: I am.
….Or maybe I’m not.
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